Number 1 in an occasional series of "Murad's Top Tips":
BMW Drivers: Benefit from economies of scale by moving to France. Then we can hate all of you together instead of having to single you out.
Convertible Drivers: On nice summer mornings, drive slowly through the countryside enjoying the breeze in your hair. We don't mind waiting to get to work.
Cheap car drivers: Pretend you have an expensive German car by gradually turning the sound on the radio up as you accelerate and down as you slow down again.
Lunatics: Drive 3 inches from rear bumper of the car in front as they obey the 30 mph speed limit. Having someone so close makes them feel more secure.
Lunatics: Whilst driving 3 inches from someone's rear bumper, remember that they are not going to delay an emergency stop because you are looking for your sunglasses.
Lunatics: If you rear end someone, it's your fault. No, really, it is.
3 comments:
You haven’t mentioned those who drive Audi with drum and bass music :-)
Yeah, but it's not the same in an Audi...
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